Letters To Santa Gone Wrong

Think of your letter to Santa as a resume. To be effective, it should fit on one page.

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"I have been nice this year! I really have!" Just because you write it, doesn't mean it's true. Remember, Santa sees everything!

"Also, a panda bear that was just born yesterday..." Would it be okay if the panda was born four days ago?
 

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No, Santa will not give you a map to the money. But in this economy, he doesn't blame you for asking.

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Santa can't read gibberish. Kids, if you have bad penmanship, just tell your parents what you want. They'll make sure the big guy gets the message.
 

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No, Santa will not bring you a wood chipper. He doesn't like lawsuits.
 

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"Do you have any wrapped presents for us? Could you leave a toy at the end of each kid's bed?" Santa has to make it around the globe in one night -- stop asking for extras!
 

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"You don't really have to give me anything if that's what you want. I guess what I'm trying to say is please forgive me for all the bad things I've done." Santa was going to leave a gift, but this letter made him change his mind.
 

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This kid may have a future with the FBI. He made sure to include all of Kris Kringle's aliases.

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A bit presumptuous, don't you think? What if Santa wants to leave you coal?
 

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