Say Goodbye to Toilet Seat Covers
Useless decor has always made my skin crawl, but the most useless decor of all (the one that make me break out in hellish hives) is by far the toilet seat cover.
Tell me, homeowners. Why? Why must the toilet seat be covered? Is it because we don't want our guests to know it's there? That God forbid they find out that we actually own a toilet seat? Face it. If we covered every eyesore in our home, we'd be left without sink drains, radiators and hot water heaters. And then we'd all be wet, cold and cranky.
So please, if for no reason other than my own personal sanity, don't cover your toilet seat. With anything. Nothing furry, shag or patterned. Nothing. Leave it alone. Because the seat itself? That is the cover. And once we start covering covers, well, then all hell has officially broken loose.